Cyrillic Casanova

Hey, fans and lovers.

Old Foz is not finished adding a little spice to your dreary, unsatisfied lives. Today what should I find on my Facebooks but this fascinating brew of Slavic love crooning. Listen to Foz, ladies! If you don't know what you want, it's this - an eastern Eurpoean madrigal tooting the language of love in a dialect you can all understand. Hat tip to Foz's old chum, Yyllopa Travllaczyk.

So come on back over Foz's pad (sorry about falling asleep on you last time. I'm totally ready for an all-night session this time around). We'll mix some drinks, start a little fire, and put on some spellbinding music. Before you know it, you'll be doing that sweet walk of shame.

Oh, by the way. Foz the Hook plays tonight (that's Monday, March 1st kids) at Cole's at 9:00! Why don't you be there, and bring your weird cousin with a thing for piano players?

Foz is your special friend. Only Foz loves you this sweet.