Happy Birthday!

Hey Fozettes,

It's that big day again. You've all been waiting for it! The day when you can really let your hair down and howl!

It's Leon "McOctopii" Strokes' birthday! Buy the man some Irish whiskey.

Did you know that on July 1, 1690 King William beat King James at the battle of the Boyne, insuring that the English would rule over a small, rocky island for a while longer? There is a picture of King William up above.

Later, in 1972, there was a thing called "Bloody Sunday." And then U2 did a pretty good song about it. Better than "New Years Day." Way better that "Where The Streets Have No Name."

Some people called "Provos" made some trouble.

"Once" is a pretty good movie.

Anyway, I don't know what all these random things have in common. Probably nothing.

So it's Leon's birthday.

Be at Cole's tonight at 9:00 to buy him drinks. Foz the Hook plays at 9:00. Mo Grape Welch Belch hosts, and she's never not funny.

Comics sign up at 8:30 and no earlier, or some drunken, red-headed, mutton-chopped foreigner thugs will kneecap you.

Why is everyone wearing green?