Male Models From Outer Space

Dan and Patrick don't know it yet, but Foz the Hook is opening the set with this Chuxx classic tonight!






Male models from outer space
No hope for the human race
Male models with unchanging hair
Somebody save us from this despair.

Don't tell them. This decision is subject to change, and we might play the set list I sent earlier today.

Or we might play something altogether different, which is why YOU want to be there! You see, any of three highly entertaining things might occur.

A) We play the set advertised.
B) Foz changes everything at the last minute, and it's hi-larious.
C) Dan and Patrick kill Foz right on stage while you watch.

Either way, it is going to be a hot night at Cole's tonight. 2338 N. Milwaukee in Logan Square.

Did Foz say tonight? Yes! It happened! It is Wednesday again. The night we follow instructions!

Go to Cole's before 8. If you are funny, sign up starting at 8:30 and not earlier. If you are not funny, that means you are a real person. Grab a chair and tell a comic to go to hell!

FtH plays at 9:00 and it will burn like rough lovin'!
Cameron-or-Adam-or-Mo-or-Kevin goes on 9:30 and you laugh. After that it's comics and booze till you lose your hat.

Why would you miss it? You wouldn't!