Motor Botox

Is it Wednesday already? Am I back from Los Angeles already? Is there snow on the ground? Will the comics be complaining about stuff at Cole's tonight? Do I need a drink?

You know the answer: Yes, to all of the above!

Be at Cole's at 8:30 for the 9:00 show. Cameron Esposito and the comics will hit the stage at 9:30.

In other news:

Listen, old Foz knows how much his readers like their soft core porn, but you know you can't watch it at work because The Man will give you a hastle. That's why I am posting the attached picture of a pretty lady with totally nude hands.

You know what else is pretty about the lady? Her face. You see, the Good Lord cursed this lady with human facial features, but through the miracle of science she has corrected that problem to provide us with a fantastic "alone time" image. Think about it in bed later tonight boys. You'll thank me later!

Oh yes. While in Los Angeles I got together with my old bass playing pal, Jeff "thos. e." Drake. We decided to write and record a song, just because we could. Well, the first idea was a song called "Motor Botox," and since we didn't want to go to the effort of thinking of another idea, we just did that one. It was pretty funny, in a dark kind of way. A real successful effort. Maybe FtH will arrange it and play it for you at Cole's some time. Here's a sample from the verse:

Where's a needle when a girl needs it,
Where's a needle when a girl needs it,
Nothing more that a lady can do,
Now that she's twenty-two.

Back to work.

See you tonight. my pretties.