Saturday, February 20, 2010

Foz the Hook Enhances Your Pleasure.


We're all grown-ups here (If you're not, get the hell out of my yard, you no-good kids!). Foz knows that you like to enhance the pleasure of your experience insofar as you can. Foz also knows that there are various fun toys you can use to make your personal satisfaction more intense.

That's why Foz has made a number of improvements to FozBlog that will keep you coming back for more of our sweet-honied stuff.

First, at the left you will see a list of Allied artists, whose vigorous efforts bring me to howling fits of passionate laughter. Adam Burke and Cameron Esposito are chief among the comics that FozBlog wants you to follow. This is actually just because Adam and Cameron are the hosts of the Cole's Wednesday Open Mic. Many of the other regulars, such as Mo Welch, Ryan Walker, Kevin Hogan, or Natalie Jose are just as likely to bring you to comic climax.

Also available are several Bobby and the Chuxx related links which will provide you with hours of listening and reading pleasure. Note that the two latest Chuxx albums are always available to you as CD's or digital downloads from CD Baby. Chuxx songs are also available for purchase at I-Tunes. Sometimes you have to pay for love. You just do.

Also, for those who need visual stimulation to resolve their unfulfilled needs, I have created a video bar at the bottom of this page, and tuned it in to the best Funny or Die channel I ever heard of - Jeff Drake and Wendy Molyneaux's PuddingCanyon. Now you don't even need a TV. You can watch it at FozBlog.

Now that it seems we will be spending all of our time together, just take your shoes off and relax. Put those sleepy dogs up and let old Foz mix you a drink. Need a back rub? Old Foz gives good back rubs. I think you got a little something in your eye. Let me just get that for you.

(cue porn music)

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