FozWest

Hey kiddos!

Foz flies today.

Your old pal, Foz, will be heading to Los Angeles for work at the 43rd LA Antiquarian Book Fair. While there he will check in with such hot celebs as Jeff "thos. e." Drake from Bobby and the Chuxx, Brooke "Brooke" Dillman of Larry the Cable Guy fame, and Brooke's college flame, Brad "Brangelina" Pitt, of Brangelina fame. Fozfans will remember that our bass player, Leon "Dogfish" Strokes, once lived in Springfield, Missouri, near Brad's hometown. Leon thinks he remembers getting into a fight with Brad Pitt at a ZZ Top concert in Branson, but it might just have been Billy Gibbons.

Anyway, Old Foz will do his best to keep Brangelina together (for the good of America), by hosting a Valentine's Day to-do at his suite in the Hyatt Century hotel. He will also impregnate Octomom (at the same affair), and try to close the deal to sign her 14 kids as Foz's horn section.

Last night at Cole's FtH burned the room down with a hauntingly beautiful 30-minute set, which featured the debut - at least in FtH's act - of the 1985 Chuxx hit Theme of the Guys From France. You could tell it was good by the confused and upset silence of the crowd. We challenged their value systems, which is always funny. Also, since it was the last open mic before Valentine's Day, Foz told a story about the time Cameron Esposito suggested a weird three-way sex act with Foz and an un-named co-conspirator. Nothing came of it. Nothing needed to. It was just a lovely and tender moment shared by a lesbian comic, a middle-aged perv, and about 80 audience members.

Good times.

See you later Gators!