The rumors are true. All of them. I don't even know how it came to this, that we should have to talk about it. FtH loves Cameron Esposito, our joke-telling pal. Didn't you figure that out yet?
Yes, FtH and Cameron Esposito have a thing going on! We play funny songs and then Cameron tells jokes. We even do it right out in the open. Sometimes it is so obvious, it is like we are right up on stage, right in front of everybody, telling jokes and singing songs. Really, the embarrassment should be on your part, with all of your ingrained stereotypes and assumptions about Lady Comics and Comedy Bands. Blame society if you must, but the truth remains - somebody needs to open up their mind to new types of people and lifestyles and orientations. Some bands are - you know - funny. Some comedians are even - you know - female.
Tonight Cameron Esposito is leaving us to go to California where nice people will welcome her and make her feel good. There she will tell jokes. Isn't that swell? We'll miss her. Join us tonight at Cole's to send Cameron away with class. We will begin disgracing ourselves with maudlin caterwauling at 9:00, and Cameron will outclass the lot of us at 9:30. After that it's your turn.
Speaking of class, the other rumor is true too.
We are naked face-eating zombies. What? You couldn't tell?
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