Lola Land!

Well, FozFreaks, Foz the Hook's Freakshowcase is coming up next Monday night, October 4, at 9:00 p.m. at Cole's.

Now, Your Buddy Foz introduces you to a lot of swell people. Do you remember the time I introduced you to my brother-in-law's hermaphrodite hooker, and how you had such a great time reading the hermaphrodite hooker's treatment for a feature-length adaptation of America's Next Top Model, but it all takes place in a concentration camp, but Hogan plays Colonel Klink and Werner Klemperer is naked the whole time? Do you remember that? That was one funny hermaphrodite!

Which brings us to Lola Balatro. They're a band called Lola, but they look like this (see that above). They're also hilarious, they're damngood, and they know how to write funny songs about spoiled meat. As you know FtH has no songs about spoiled meat - only Cheese Jesus.

Seriously! We can't wait to play with these guys. We also can't wait to share a bill with our old friend, Ever Mainard.

This is what the Freakshowcase is about, my friends. Be at Cole's at 9:00 on Monday night for a free and fantastic night of rockin' comedy.