Freakshowcase, Babies!

Hey, Freak-kittens! Your Secret Lovers in Foz the Hook want you to know that your desperate pleas for comedy on Labor Day Night are going to be answered.

You knew you were going to BBQ on Labor Day. You knew you were going to sit in the sun with your friends. You knew you were going to drink light beer and play that game where you throw bean bags at a bike ramp with a hole in it. You suspected that the lawn darts game would result in an ambulance ride (and you were right). You knew deep inside that Her Drunk Friend would not go off behind the bushes with you, although what the two of them did do when that Katy Perry song played was pretty awesome.

You knew that the neighbors who hired the Mariachi band would probably have more fun than you did. They always do. You suspected that the pinata you bought at Costco would be filled with off-brand candy that made your kids sick.

You knew that changing from light beer to Vodka Gimlets before Noon would bring up the ceviche you ate for breakfast (along with the chicken wings you found sitting on the counter from last night). And you knew that your friend from college that you rarely see would bring harsh ditch weed that you will smell in the curtains of The Baby's room for weeks. Thank goodness you had the foresight to send the kid to Grandma's.

But after all that, what do you do with your Labor Day evening? You passed out at at 3:00 in the afternoon from the ditch weed, which means you won't be sleeping tonight. Well, come on out to Cole's for Foz the Hook's Monthly Freakshowcase!

The Show starts at 9:00. You know where Cole's is at 2338 N. Milwaukee in Chicago, America. See the Freaks!

See Mo Welch's Barbie-inspired stand-up mania!

See Matt Slater's amazing musical stand-up set!

See Your Favorite Band, FtH play cheerful songs about shame and disgrace!

What a great way to wrap up a long weekend, before you go back to work on Tuesday. Remember to buy new curtains for the Kid's room before Grammy brings her home and smells the overwhelming Harsh in the nursery.

You knew all along it would work out like that.