Creeping You Out Since 2009!

It never has been the goal of Foz the Hook to make our friends creep out, but our continued residence at Cole's has made it clear that these people are sickos. Well, alright then. Just be that way.

Last week at Cole's Comedy Open Mic our friend Ever Mainard riffed on her life as a barista, and how that profession exposes a girl to getting exposed to.

The next morning Foz was digging random paper out of his shirt pocket when he found a wad of bar napkins scrawled with lyrics to a song called "Homeless Men With Boners," written in his own hand. The drunken lyrics were not right on, but the idea Ever inspired was. By Sunday we had a rough draft to work with, and tonight we will be able to debut the new FtH hit "Springtime in the Square."

Hope you enjoy it. Be at Cole's Comedy Open Mic before 9:00 tonight if you want to catch FtH's opening set. Sign up by 8:30 if you are a comic. If you aren't a comic, just be there! Maybe Ever will be there with more stories about degenerate wieners. You'll be creeped out by the whole thing.

I was too squeemish to do a Google image search on the phrase "Homeless Men With Boners," so you will have to settle for the next best thing - a photo of drunkard-poet Charles Bukowski in bed with his dollie.