Showing posts with label Marilyn Summers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marilyn Summers. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Closing Time for Olde Leon


As a few of you may know by now, Your Pals and New Favorite Band, FtH, will be experiencing dreaded, dreaded change in a couple of weeks.

Olde Leon “Cuttlefish-Starfish-Anglefish-Catfish-Dogfish-Lungfish” Strokes will be pulling up stakes and heading for the gold fields of California. Olde Leon, a student of history and a man of Letters, has carefully studied the lessons of The Donner Party and determined not to leave too close to Winter, and risk getting stuck in the snow and eaten by wolves or neighbors.

Why would he do this to his fans and bandmates? For the same reason, the only reason, any of the blighted souls who haunt Cole’s on Wednesday night leaves our little comedy cult-house. He fell in love and is getting a life.

I’m just sick about it, so if you want any of the adorable details (ladies), you’ll have to pin Leon in a corner tonight and demand it. Olde Foz will be at the bar drinking away my sorrows and scheming about luring some lovely pierced-and-tattooed hipster lady-bassist onto the stage. Maybe one of those willowy cello players you see going in and out of The Whistler, carrying an instrument that is clearly too big for their pale and petit frames? Yes, that would be nice too.

So, my Darlings, look for a few changes in the lineup this Fall. Don’t be surprised if you see some big talents and pretty faces subbing-in during October – Maybe Maria Wojo…. or Marilyn Summers? Who knows?

If you want to see FtH with our current lineup one more time, you will have to come out to Cole's Comedy Open Mic this month!

In the meantime, buy Foz a drink(s). He’ll be needing it.

Congrats to Leon! It couldn’t happen to a nicer fellow!

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Foz's Return and a Special Announcement


My Dear Dearies,

Did you think Your Old Pal Foz had forgotten you? Of course not. Your Pals love you in a very special way - the way cats love dogs, or the way TV loves Mariah Carey.

That's why we are announcing FOZ THE HOOK'S VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! It is a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL starring Your Favorite Band FtH, Your Favorite Comic Cameron Esposito, Your Favorite Torch Songbird Marilyn Summers, and Your Favorite [to be announced]!!! Join us on Wednesday night, December 22nd at Cole's. We will present your Christmas pageant right before the regular Cole's Comedy Open Mic. The show begins at 8:30, and the open mic begins right on time at 9:30. Stand by for more and better details on Foz the Hook's Very Special Christmas Special. Put it on you calendar, because this may be your last chance to have a Christmas that Doesn't Suck!

In the meantime join FtH tonight for their triumphant return to the comedy open mic. We haven't seen you for a couple of weeks, so be prepared for a vigorous session of musical love making. We promise to play all of your favorites so you can get warmed up for a long night of ass-laughing(off).

It is so nice to be back! Now drop trow and get to Cole's, cutie pies!