Meet Cute Tonight at Cole's

Oh, my cuties!

What a beautiful day it is!  It is a day for love and for romance.  A day when there is magic in the air.  A day when that very special thing might just happen for you. 

You might meet him walking down the street. 

You might jump out of a cab and run right into her.  Sure, she’ll be all aggravated at first.  She’s a professional gal that doesn’t have time for you, but tonight she will sip margaritas with her sassy urban-looking friend and complain that there are no good men out there.  Then she will find the presentation thumb drive you accidentally dropped into her hand bag when you were fighting over the cab, and she will call you in an effort to give it back, but she can only meet you as you are going in to the Manhattan high rise to make your presentation to the White Man with the urban-looking assistant.   Then you will spill coffee on the White Man and he’ll get really mad, but at the last minute it will turn out that your meet cute girl is his Incorrigible Daughter, and you get the contract, and she will be your new Quirky Girlfriend. 

Later, after the credits roll, you will sleep with her urban-looking girlfriend, but you will then find out she has been sleeping with David Patraeus.  Isn’t life a free-spirited goofy romp?  Ah, amore!

If hilarious romantic hijinks are your thing, come to Cole’s tonight at 9:00, as Your Pals in Foz the Hook present:

Leah and Patrick’s Pre-Wedding Cole’s Open Mic Concert!

Featuring:  Your Pals, Foz the Hook!

And

Nobody Else!

Be there at 8:30 for a 9:00-ish show, followed by Cole’s Meet Cute Open Mic.

It will be the closest you get to having a big, crazy, Hollywood wedding with Leah and Patrick! 

Bring the birth control of your choice.  This is your big opportunity to make a terrible, terrible mistake!  Foz will be there to enable the whole, disgraceful thing.

Congratulations, kids!  It couldn’t have happened to nicer people!