Are There Really a Billion Stars?

I suppose so. I've never counted. The real question is "Are there more stars than stacked turtles that all of existence balances on the backs of." But I don't know the answer to that either. I've never been able to count more than a few turtles at any one place at any one time.

Which brings us to your plans for Saturday night, Ms. Cutie Pie. Do you want to go out? There's going to be a swell night of funniness at The Edge Comedy Club at the Chicago Center for the Performing arts. Rich Zito is hosting A NIGHT OF A BILLION STARS, which features a peck of screaming good comics, such as Kent Haines from Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham," and Lane Pieschel from ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live National Comedy Championship," and Ever Mainard, the muse who inspired the FtH song Spring in the Square with her fine "Homeless Men With Boners" bit.

You know who else will be there? We will! Foz the Hook! Your best buddies and favorite band! We're playing! Playing, do you hear me! Oh, it's going to be awesome. We will be doing a set of greatest hits to open up the evening and make the room hot before the aforementioned stand-ups blow-out your brain plug like BP popping an oil balloon in the Gulf of Mexico. Who wouldn't want to do that?

It costs $12 at the door, and less if you talk to Rich, who will be at Cole's tomorrow night when we play there like we always do.

Read all the details here. I can't wait. In fact, I'm going to play the piano right now.