Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Why is Everything Porn?


How many times have you asked your self this question? I do almost every day. All I wanted was a picture to illustrate my now-delayed post on a great fight I had when I was in pee wee hockey. I did a Google Image search on pee wee hockey fight, and I got a video of Jenna Jamison riding a machine. Good for Jenna! Good for the machine!

Now where's my cute picture of little kids in hockey gear waling on each other? I finally found it further down on the page I went to, and include it above. It's adorable! Jenna riding a machine is not adorable. She's a naked lady, and that aint bad, but it's not adorable.

Please Mr. Google. Just give me what I want when I want it. When I Google "Jenna Jamison rides a machine (naked lady)," then you can show me pictures of that. When I Google "peewee hockey fight," I don't mean it in a dirty way. How exactly could that be dirty, anyway.

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