Monkeyshines!

That's right, kittens!

Tonight is the night after the night after Memorial Day when you promised yourself you would be at Cole's to see the comics. Don't miss it, because tomorrow will be too late to be the night after the night after Memorial Day. There will be no comics tomorrow night, and worst of all, there will be no Foz the Hook to open your evening of monkeyshines.

Funny word, monkeyshines. Used to amazing effect in Inglorious Basterds.

I don't have much to say. You will have to wait at least one more day to read about the greatest pee wee hockey fight ever, when Little Old Foz was a winger for Cates Sheet Metal.

But if you come out to Cole's tonight, maybe Old Old Foz will tell you in person. Ladies? Be at Cole's by 8:30 tonight. Foz the Hook starts playing at 9:00, and the comics go on at 9:30.