Merry, Merry Christmas, my bitter pills!
Your Old Pals, Foz the Hook did not have an autumnal pageant
this year because we had better things to do.
But, we were reminded by our bestest friends that we simply could not
bypass the great, the beloved, the terrifying event of the season:
Foz the Hook’s War on Christmas Pageant!
This year there will be death defying songs and horrifying
affronts to holiday decency! And these
will come to you gratis, from Your Pals FtH, and their Pals!
Krystal LaFianza Pitzen!
Kenny Witzgall!
Kristen Clifford!
Jason Earl Folks!
We are putting the final, joyous touches on the Pageant
right now, so there is no time to answer questions.
Just get to Cole’s Bar tonight at 8:45, for a shamefully
indulgent Christmas spectacle! The Cole’s
Comedy Open Mic starts at 9:30 as usual.
Santa will cry with embarrassment, and poor Krampus, the German Christmas Demon will cover
his face, too humiliated to eat our
children.
And that’s how Foz the Hook saved Christmas!
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