Pistol Whipped!

Larry’s Sick!

Oh, No!  Our bass player is out tonight.  Down with a nasty bug.

Are we discouraged?  No!  Are we downhearted?  No!  Are we still  sober?  Not for long!

Krystal at the Wedding of Beyonce and Jay Z.
Pic by Arthur from One Bedroom Studio.

The great news is that we have found someone to fill in for Larry.  She doesn’t play bass, but she sings like a bird, and is drop-dead hilarious. 

Meet our old friend, the Feminafozista, Krystal "The Pistol"  LaFianza Pitzen!  Krystal is a veteran of many fantastic Foz the Hook pageants of yore.  She is also a terrific comic, cabaret singer, and co-producer of the legendary drinking show, The Blackout Diaries.  Come out to Cole’s Bar tonight and help Krystal help you!

Also, help FtH help Krystal and help her help us.  We all need help.  We need help badly.

FtH will not be playing next week, so this is your last chance to see Your Favorite Band before Thanksgiving (with the exception of the show on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving, which is before Thanksgiving)!

Poor, Larry!  Send him kisses, Cole’s.  Send him wet, gross kisses that will land all of us in a sick bed.  At least we’ll be together.

Come to Cole’s tonight!  FtH plays with Krystal LaFianza Pitzen at 9:00, and the comics complain about the weather at 9:30.