What the World Needs Now...

Jackie + Col. Foz, 1965

Jackie DeShannon (1965) and Dionne Warwick (1970) agreed that the World needs a little Love Sweet Love. 

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony.

Today The News tells me that even Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad agrees that the sweet smell of Sarin is not as wonderful as the warm, familiar embrace of conventional weapons of mass slaughter.  He’s willing to let Putin hold on to his gas rather than smoke out more Syrian kids.  The World needs that too!

Dionne + Col. Foz, 1970

Progress is slow, but steady. 

Do you know what else The World needs?  How about another comedy open mic in the city of Chicago?  Yes!

Tonight, Your Pals Foz the Hook’s cousins Colonel Foz will be appearing at The Last Thing the World Needs open mic at the Belmont Pour House Bar at 1113 West Belmont, in Chicago, which is in America.  Not Syria.  Which is good.

Golda + Col. Foz.  Golon Heights, 1973.

You remember Colonel Foz, don’t you?  Of course you do.  He is the famous country music star who played with Ronstadt and Jagger and Janice and Gramm and Ozzie and Hank 1 and 3.  He has also been tied romantically to such starlets as Taylor, Mylie, Ingrid, Golda, and Jagger.  Tonight The Colonel will join Brian Zachary Earl and the other producers of this fine, new room in an attempt to get things warm and lubed for the comics. 

Last Thing Oopen Mic + Col. Foz, 2013!

Be at Belmont Pour House at 8:00 for The Colonel’s 8:15 set.  Brian will set the comics on you at 8:30.  What you do after that is your business!