Let's Lay some Pipes Tonight!

Hey, Cupid!

It is time to draw back your bow, and lay some pipe, you creepy toddler!

Tonight is Foz the Hook’s Poison Valentine Pageant at Cole’s Bar.

There are many fine performers on the bill tonight, like Rachel Ortiz on Bagpipes.  Now, that’s some pipe-laying! 

Natalie Jose is on the TeeVee.  Can you dig it, babies!?

Krystal LaFianza Pitzen always kills.  Kills with poisoned arrows of love!

I could talk about every one else, but I am getting tired of that.

The reason you are reading this today is so you can see the fantastic poster that Kate Adams made for the show!  Look at it!  It is trending on Facebook right now.  It’s a Goddam Meme, is what it is!

So, scoop up your sweetheart and bring that gender-neutral sexpot to Cole’s Bar, in Logan Square, in Chicago, in America, tonight at 8:45, just like Kate says.

If you don’t have a gender-neutral sweetheart, come by Cole’s anyway.  It is a great place to meet androgynous romantics with low self esteem! 

Your luck is improving, my lovelies.