Katy Drops a Bomb (and Buy Our Songs)

Babies,

Your Old Pal Foz doesn’t really know much about the artist known as Katy Perry because he’s old. I understand that she kisses girls, which is fine by me. But I hasten to add that I hope her boyfriend don’t mind it. But that’s her business.

No, what we will discuss today is today’s news that Ms. Perry cancelled (or postponed) her scheduled show in Chicago last night because of food poisoning. This food poisoning occurred on the same evening that the thirtysomething artist Britney Spears (still too young to catch Your Good Buddy’s attention) also performed in Chicago.

Now, your Pal normally has a pretty strong stomach, but anything can happen when you have a big show coming up, especially if it’s going to be a throwdown with Brittany Speers. Nerves, you know. They can make you vomit and poop simultaneously, especially if you’re filled up with Sushi and E-Coli as I understand most pop stars are.

So, let’s take Ms. Katie Peary at her word, and assume that she didn’t chicken out, but really did have some explosive shit going one. For the sake of her career, I hope so. Here’s a picture (above) of Katy Parry fixing to cut you! She probably is cranky because she has cracked her Crapper™ with toxic California Maki.

I feel bad for Kathy, and for the girl she kissed.

If, on the other hand, you DO NOT enjoy food poisoning, consider purchasing Foz the Hook’s magnificent album, Gin Soaked Yankee and Other Disgraces. Our songs are about booze, and gambling, and kinking on Asian girls, but as far as I can remember, they are not about scalding eruptions from the bowels from attractive young ladies (although we do have a web site under construction regarding that topic).

Sorry to hear about your malady, Katy. Come and join FtH at Cole’s next Wednesday night, and we totally promise that none of the comics will bring it up.