Summer Games are Here!

Good morning, Americans!

It has been six (7) long months, but Your Pals, Foz the Hook are ready to bring you the third installment of our Quarterly Pageants at Cole’s.  So far, you have made huge successes of Foz the Hook’s War on Christmas, and Foz the Hook’s Poison Valentines Pageant. 

Tonight, Your Pals bring you Foz the Hook’s Summer Games! – a pageant of moving comedy songs of Olympic proportions.  We have songs!  We have guest performers!  We have FtH! 

What else do you want?  Bagpipes, did you say?  Alright then, Bagpipes it is!

Did you say “Oh Foz, I love FtH, but I have always wished you would play more Gershwin polkas with Accordion.”  Heard and done!

 Did someone else say “I never go to FtH shows unless I can be assured there will be frozen haggis tossing.  It’s just my thing.”  A reasonable request: It shall be done!

I heard another little voice whisper “FtH is ok, but there are not nearly enough people named ‘Kate’ or even ‘Cait’.  Can you get more of those?”  You want a Kate and Cait?  Done and done!

Yes, Citizens!  Tonight at 8:45 at Cole’s Before the Cole's Comedy Holy S*&T Open Mic, FtH presents Foz the Hook’s Summer Games!

Starring, Your Pals, FtH!

Featuring:

Maria Wojciechowski, the polka Queen of Kukamunga! 

The K/Cai/tes, two singing females who are called Kate or Cait! 

Jason Earl Folks, whose simmering anger at nothing in particular is set to boil over in an inappropriate maelstrom of hilarity! 

Krystal LaFianza-Pitzen, who is too darn hot to describe here! 

Rachel Ortiz!  A Classy Lady with a brand new name!

So come out to Cole’s, 2338 N. Milwaukee in Chicago tonight at 8:45. 

Foz the Hook’s Summer Games will be greatest Foz the Hook Pageant until Halloween!