My Dear Dearies,
Did you think Your Old Pal Foz had forgotten you? Of course not. Your Pals love you in a very special way - the way cats love dogs, or the way TV loves Mariah Carey.
That's why we are announcing FOZ THE HOOK'S VERY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! It is a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL starring Your Favorite Band FtH, Your Favorite Comic Cameron Esposito, Your Favorite Torch Songbird Marilyn Summers, and Your Favorite [to be announced]!!! Join us on Wednesday night, December 22nd at Cole's. We will present your Christmas pageant right before the regular Cole's Comedy Open Mic. The show begins at 8:30, and the open mic begins right on time at 9:30. Stand by for more and better details on Foz the Hook's Very Special Christmas Special. Put it on you calendar, because this may be your last chance to have a Christmas that Doesn't Suck!
In the meantime join FtH tonight for their triumphant return to the comedy open mic. We haven't seen you for a couple of weeks, so be prepared for a vigorous session of musical love making. We promise to play all of your favorites so you can get warmed up for a long night of ass-laughing(off).
It is so nice to be back! Now drop trow and get to Cole's, cutie pies!
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