Friends! I like them!

FURTHER UPDATE:  As I stated would be the case last week, the following blog post is now current and up to date.  Be at Cole's tonight at 9:00 to see FtH followed by Comics all night long!

UPDATE:  Everything that follows is true, except it will be next week, not tonight.  As you were.

Hello FozFriends!  How happy can we possibly be about all of the good fortune that comes our way?  Here are just a few of things I have to brag about today as regards Friends, Mine.

First, last night my friend sent me an e-mail that she had a job to give (her friend had a job to give actually) and could I put her in touch with my Other Friend who lives in LA now and knows how to do that job and I contacted my Other Friend and said you want a job and she said yes and I introduced my friends and my Other Friend might even have a new job as we speak!  Yay!

 

Second, My Old College Chum, who is a crusading lawyer in Deepest Darkest Dixie contacted me yesterday to say that he is in town for a few days and he will come to Cole’s tonight!  Yay, Cole’s comics!  You might have a chance to meet somebody who did something with his life tonight! (See Above).

Third, some of My Other Old Chums might make it out to Cole’s tonight too.  It will be a complete festival of People Who Accomplished Something, and me too!

Fourth, do not despair.  Your Pals Foz the Hook are, themselves, THIS close to accomplishing something with their lives, and that something is Foz the Hook’s Annual War on Christmas Pageant.  This yearly celebration of shame and disgrace is scheduled for Wednesday night, December 19, at 8:45 at Cole’s.  There is more than one reason why you have to be there.  It’s not just us.  This will be big – very big.

Wait for it!

See you at Cole’s tonight at 9:00 for Foz the Hook, followed by Cole’s Always Awesome Open Mic, hosted by KennyandSoniaandAdam!

Go!

Foz the Hook Enhances Your Pleasure.

We're all grown-ups here (If you're not, get the hell out of my yard, you no-good kids!). Foz knows that you like to enhance the pleasure of your experience insofar as you can. Foz also knows that there are various fun toys you can use to make your personal satisfaction more intense.

That's why Foz has made a number of improvements to FozBlog that will keep you coming back for more of our sweet-honied stuff.

First, at the left you will see a list of Allied artists, whose vigorous efforts bring me to howling fits of passionate laughter. Adam Burke and Cameron Esposito are chief among the comics that FozBlog wants you to follow. This is actually just because Adam and Cameron are the hosts of the Cole's Wednesday Open Mic. Many of the other regulars, such as Mo Welch, Ryan Walker, Kevin Hogan, or Natalie Jose are just as likely to bring you to comic climax.

Also available are several Bobby and the Chuxx related links which will provide you with hours of listening and reading pleasure. Note that the two latest Chuxx albums are always available to you as CD's or digital downloads from CD Baby. Chuxx songs are also available for purchase at I-Tunes. Sometimes you have to pay for love. You just do.

Also, for those who need visual stimulation to resolve their unfulfilled needs, I have created a video bar at the bottom of this page, and tuned it in to the best Funny or Die channel I ever heard of - Jeff Drake and Wendy Molyneaux's PuddingCanyon. Now you don't even need a TV. You can watch it at FozBlog.

Now that it seems we will be spending all of our time together, just take your shoes off and relax. Put those sleepy dogs up and let old Foz mix you a drink. Need a back rub? Old Foz gives good back rubs. I think you got a little something in your eye. Let me just get that for you.

(cue porn music)